Monty by Jim Meddick for February 23, 2020

Yeah………..“somebody”……

Liquid detergent does the same thing. So I’ve been told.

Too bad there wasn’t any good dance music playing… Such a waste of good moves. ;-)

Looks like the whole right hand side shelving unit and all its contents just slid right on out of there.

I’ve seen videos of people faking slipping in aisles and wanting money for their non existent injuries. Unfortunately for them are the cameras strewn around the store just for such chicanery.

Thanks, Buddy. But do me a favor – take your “dancing with the stars” moves outside, will ya/

He certainly is no Charles Atlas.

The employees are going to have a great time watching the in-store video later.

“I’m going home oily.”

At least he reported the mess. Lots of idiots just walk away.

I though he was trying to keep the shelf from falling

Wow. I was afraid maybe Monty had Sudden Onset Advanced Parkinson’s or something. You need grippy rubber soles, not slick leather, Mr. Montahue….