Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 17, 2020

Big Party Pooper

It would be super duper

If the man Gary Cooper

And his female groupers

Would play a round of Frog Hoopers!

Hey the frogs are my audience

Don’t eat them. Check☠

Aren’t we in a fowl mood today.

And yet birds are often quite entertaining, regardless of their intentions.

The fix is on.

Listen you you! How quickly you forget how I helped you get through that messy relationship with that vagabond Pelican….Humpf!

happiness ≠ entertain

Frog Applause can be funny. Frog Applause can be silly. But stare deeply enough into the abyss of lameness, and you find roses growing in the mud, and rubies buried underneath the rot. Here is wisdom; those that have ears, let them hear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMkYs2KCnEU

I get concerned when Teresa appears to tire of us, her lame minions.

Unless you are entertained by this curmudgeonly attitude. Then, yes. It is my purpose to entertain you.

Its not my job to fix your one leg problem, I have nothing against your leg, neither do you.

It all comes down to the definition of the words “fix”, “happiness”, and “entertain” … doesn’t it …?

Exactly what I was going to link.

Apparently, he doesn’t take Medicare.

What exactly is your job? Surely not mere individual survival? That would be too “Ayn Rand” for a bird of Froglandia….

What if it is your job to entertain us?!

It’s CERTAINLY not your job. You’re not a veterinarian.

Reminds me of the Far Side cartoon, “I’m going to the vet to get tutored!”

https://markweinguitarlessons.com/forums/attachments/tutored-gif.36271/

A total misrepresentation of “A Sandpiper to Bring You Joy”. It’s about finding joy in what you see around you. The original Mary Sherman Hilbert version is on the Chickensoup website.