Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 28, 2020

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    enigmamz  about 5 years ago

    Some peopleā€¦. always looking to be offended.

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    Chithing  about 5 years ago

    ā€œIs that a fat joke, SIRE?ā€ We know what happens to those who donā€™t show proper respect.

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    pathfinder  about 5 years ago

    ā€œour soldiers are worth ten of theirs.ā€ Problem is, theyā€™ve got a hundred.

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    jagedlo  about 5 years ago

    ā€œNo, now go work off your ā€˜muscleā€™!ā€

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    Calvinist1966  about 5 years ago

    ā€œWeā€™re outnumbered ten to one.ā€

    ā€œOur soldiers are worth ten of theirs.ā€

    Thatā€™s a relief but it would be even more of a relief if each soldier was ā€œworth more than ten of theirs.ā€

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    Ummmm why are you so offended?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 5 years ago

    Nope. Just an error in judgement in every possible way.

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    geese28  about 5 years ago

    SJK: Social Justice Knight

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    Pohka  about 5 years ago

    Depending on height and thickness of walls the Fink could be right.

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    kathleenhicks62  about 5 years ago

    Maybe they are shorter than the ā€œFinkā€.

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    tcayer  about 5 years ago

    Yes. Those ten guys out there said it!

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    WilliamPennat  about 5 years ago

    Note too that the King didnā€™t say, ā€œOne of our soldiers is worth ten of theirsā€ implying that his army collectively (ā€œour soldiersā€) is worth ten enemy soldies. (Probably trueā€¦.)

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    tsk5565  about 5 years ago

    Thatā€™s a Ruth Buzzi Laugh In joke (sorry kids, go youtube it)

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    WCraft  about 5 years ago

    Summon the peasants and cows to the catapult stations!

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    hagarthehorrible  about 5 years ago

    The fat soldier knows the fink pretty well. Sir Rodney is compliant as usual.

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