Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 20, 2020

Frogs playing poker with Janus Cat find two poker faces. One shows a crappy hand and one shows a hand worth clapping about..

Read um and weep Frog Applause, there is no second hand.

Janus cats read at twice the speed of 3Hourtour making a 1.5hourtour. Or 90 minutes…

My experience with cats indicates that they don’t care about comics on screen unless they move, and they don’t care about comics on paper unless the paper makes crinkling noises. Dogs can be trained to pee on comics. (This is bad for screens.)

I just don’t get it?

I’m glad I only have to read this once.

At risk of acquiring a reputation as a naysayer …

How does Frida know this?

(or, I’ll spot you a planted axiom and raise you a naysay)

I’ve read it twice already, and I’m not even a Janus cat.

OY!

There have been times when I’ve been forced to read FA twice. Does that make me two-faced or just slow on the uptake?

Cats have a special spine. They don’t really need two faces. Can’t say much for their taste in comics, either.

Did Janis ever sing Cat’s Under The Stars?

Everybody wants something they might not get.

I ain’ ready yet, it ain’t complete,

That’s why I am headin’ down to Alleycat Street.

Janus Films is a premier movie distributor of excellent world cinema movies. What this info has anything to do with this strip? Zero squared.

Janus cats can look contemptuous in two directions at once.

….. (I represent that) || (taht tneserper I)…..

Janus cats probably do not share a brain, too confusing for those two faced feline pussy cats.

Eerrruuup. 2 furballs at once.

I’ve never met a Janus-cat.

Even so, they don’t have to read FA twice, ’cause once is enough for the clever kitties! Meow!

I’m looking forward (only) to meeting a Janus-anything (except mutual fund)….