In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for February 20, 2020

Michael Jordan isn’t dead yet.

God , after all, is the better rebounder

God gets fouled more than anyone else.

Better not block God when he is shooting.

“who do I pick?…hmm…I don’t know…maybe…SATAN!”

I thought he was the Ref?

Judeo-Christian tradition tells us Jesus of Nazareth is what you get when you stuff Yahweh into the box of human form. The totality of the Devine can’t be captured by simply making it bigger.