Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 07, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  about 5 years ago

    PS, out!

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    RobinHood  about 5 years ago

    EXTERMINATE

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    jpayne4040  about 5 years ago

    I bet he’s not popular with food, though!

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member about 5 years ago

    These are the movers and shakers who make it all happen—but you’d better take what they say with a grain of salt.

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    Kaputnik  about 5 years ago

    He’s what you put on the plate just after people thought you were finished.

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    HarryLime  about 5 years ago

    Then there’s PMS … she never shuts up.

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    Zebrastripes  about 5 years ago

    It’s time to pepper spray it NOW!

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    amaneaux  about 5 years ago

    “At the end of a letter, I like to write ‘PS: This is what part of the alphabet would look like if Q and R did not exist’.”

    - Mitch Hedberg

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    WCraft  about 5 years ago

    They’d obviously never met PPS.

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    gmu328  about 5 years ago

    It could be because PS is what is used in a letter to add additional final words? Maybe, also, it could be because PS is short for Please? Pass the salt, please. Pass the pepper, please.

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    chief tommy  about 5 years ago

    Please explain

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    Babs Maloney Premium Member about 5 years ago

    PS I like it!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member about 5 years ago

    It took me half a minute to realize ‘Post Script.’ Another winner, @MarkParisi

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