Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 06, 2020

Heights.

There have been two instances at work where I have rounded a corner and found a woman lying on the ground.

In one case, she said that she had a knot in her back and this is what it took to relieve it.

In the other case the woman said she was feeling sick. I drove her home.

I tried pulling the same trick on my boss. However, my snoring gave me away.

Dust mites at 100X magnification.

Ewwww, theatre seats….

Thats a REAL fear, you can fall through the holes!!

File this under “deep seated fear.”

Cheap carpet

Guys with notepads asking me questions.

Her answer to that question was couched.

She has phobias about her phobias.

I prefer low count sheets. I slide off the high count ones.