Pickles by Brian Crane for March 01, 2020

I wear overalls to work on the truck. And I put them on right over my regular clothing (clean tee shirt and jeans). But I don’t wear two pairs…

oh, har-dee-har-har, Earl (I think Earl should be wearing carpenter’s safety goggles over his regular eyeglasses)

I think Earl should buy Opal a self-cleaning oven.

My grandmother even used to wear a THIRD one sometimes…

Opal [Woodenly Speaking]: “Ha-ha, very funny. Tee-hee, it is to laugh.”

Earl now we know why Opal treats you the way she does at times !

Sarcasm, it’s name is Earl today!

I have work glasses. Reading glasses that got too scratched and can now live out in the shop.

I like how Earl’s work glasses involve somebody else doing the work

Oy! TOUCHÉ!!! But….why is still wearing her good apron?

Earl, that was an uncalled for comment.

I have an old pair of glasses that I wear for diy projects.

I wear work glasses over my good glasses.

Opal’s dress is the same print as her every single day blouse. Did someone take all the colorists colors away when it came to Opal’s attire?

Earl may mean his Safety Glasses, which he’s going to need very soon. Anyway, Opal, something may soak through your work clothes and soil your underwear, or vice versa.

laugh if you want to Earl but if a woman bothers with wearing aprons at all, she’s going to have company aprons, everyday aprons and dirty work aprons

Earl – I think you are pushing your luck here – backoff while you can….

And that’s how Earl spent the afternoon on the loading dock.

Earl is awesome!