Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 08, 2020

The same is true when wearing a full face motorcycle helmet.

Actually that helps with preventing spread of the virus

Need WD40

someone’s going to have to do some cleaning inside that visor!

If the visor is up when you sneeze, the motion will send it down anyway.

Too late!

It’s a good rule of thumb to follow if one has a weak sphincter and is prone to diarrhea, especially inside a suit of armor.

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape…

Ewwww

Oh, a visor guy, eh? Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!

“Note to self” would’ve worked better as caption for third panel.

A snot in the dark of knight.

Well, at least you have a longer runway than most. Still, the snot stalactites must be impressive.

ew

Cartoonists have no end of fun with suits of armor- but chances are that real knights were not fully suited and helmeted 24/7. For jousts, yes. For standing around inside buildings- maybe not so much. Of course, I never lifted the visor on one of those armored suits you see in castle tours today. Saw a whole corridor of them in Prague recently. “Anyone still in there?”

most embarrassing is to turn your head and spit while the shield is down

Imagine the fun if he encounters stomach issues…

WE’re having a big blowout and all the snots are invited.

We CPAP users are like modern-day knights.