Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Those of you on the right side of the aircraft may notice a flight of Russian MiGs. Those of you on the left side may notice a flight of UFOs. The next sound you will hear is that of the crew ejecting. Thank you for flying Bermuda Triangle Airlines.
gopher gofer almost 5 years ago
pilots are always so gnattily attired…
Marblemouth almost 5 years ago
Well, for sure you all will land somewhere.
pcolli almost 5 years ago
“And now and again, we’ll be turning upside down to land on the ceiling.”
Kaputnik almost 5 years ago
Just hope that the airport doesn’t have a plane zapper.
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
Oooooh BUZZZZZZZZ OFF!
Prey almost 5 years ago
Call the SWAT team?
dflak almost 5 years ago
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Those of you on the right side of the aircraft may notice a flight of Russian MiGs. Those of you on the left side may notice a flight of UFOs. The next sound you will hear is that of the crew ejecting. Thank you for flying Bermuda Triangle Airlines.
Michael G. almost 5 years ago
And thank you for choosing us and our fleet of Boeing 737 aircraft!
PoodleGroomer almost 5 years ago
We will be landing and disembarking at the dumpster in the farmers market.
KEA almost 5 years ago
I doubt that the gnat will bother the auto-pilot that does 99% of the flying.
Lablubber almost 5 years ago
He’ll eventually lose his pilots license for buzzing the control tower too many times.
cuzinron47 almost 5 years ago
They’ll just pester the airport a lot.
WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Is that flight 33? (Anyone?)