New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for February 04, 2020

Some people should avoid technology.

Must be a Windows 10 machine.

The engineer’s ultimate weapon: percussive maintenance.

Instructions:

1) Hit it with a hammer

2) If it still doesn’t work, use a bigger hammer

3) If it breaks, the gorram thing was defective and needed to be replaced anyway.

That’s what those of us in the business call a “mega-adjuster.”

Not nearly large enough.

Tempting, sometimes… but no.

BFH to the rescue

What a smasher Vic was!

BFH maintenance for avoiding technology is like using homicide to avoid meetings.

I shot my laptop once. Yes, really.

There are times when Widlarizing a computer is exactly the right thing to do.

The proverbial BFH!!!

I call that a ten-pound long handle debugging tool.

It is the only solution to a PC problem. Everyone knows that.

Although, the last time this happened, Her Maj called Alan Turing for help….

Nice to know that Her Majesty and I use the same repair service.