Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for February 04, 2020

  1. Oldwolfcookoff
    The Old Wolf  almost 5 years ago

    If you find her, I want my chickens back.

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    … so starts Netflix’s new action series: Tree From Frogland…

    …how they all were wearing the coat is beyond me…

    …like Alice in Wonderland but about Trump…

    …and we thought Elastic Lad stretched the truth…

    …Is Last Seen her Froglandia name?…

    …plaid is my favorite colour…

    …there is real missing grammar here, too…

    …why is it ok for Popeye to say, Why blow me down, but not Donald Duck?…memories made in the coldest winter…

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  3. Colt2
    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    Just the facts, ma’am, just the facts.

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    On Broadway they call what the pygmy goat’s wearing a Technicolor Dream Coat.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Sounds like Ol’ McDonald’s runaways and took his jacket just to piss him off….

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 5 years ago

    This stick strip really chokes my chicken An d goat. Hey any African pygmies of the tribe type involved, or are extras playing on remake of Gilligan’s Island for headhunters?

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    Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS WERE SO OCTOBER Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago

     

    ᴛʜɪs ᴊᴜsᴛ ɪɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴏᴄᴏᴍɪᴄs’ ɴᴇᴡsʀᴏᴏᴍ:

    App purchased by Iowa Democratic Party from Vlad’s Discount Election Software Mobile Warehouse & Food Truck (a Division of Frog Applause-Owned Bath Mat Factory) is under scrutiny.

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    Radish the wordsmith  almost 5 years ago

    Will deliver corona virus.

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 5 years ago

    Hard to spot among all those wearing surgical masks ….

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    ransomknotts  almost 5 years ago

    Hey, I just now saw yesterday’s FA. What’s going on? It wasn’t there yesterday… or was it? Is this how elections are done in Froglandia. The notice to vote is posted the day AFTER the election?!! The squirrel protector vote is rigged!

    https://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/2020/02/03

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    garrodwilbur  almost 5 years ago

    MY VOTE IS probly runied

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Oh no! The inflatable goat! Those Maniac Chickens! They blew it up! Ah, Frog darn them! Frog darn them all to heck!

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    garrodwilbur  almost 5 years ago

    Pald fleese goet coats are opoular now days

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 5 years ago

    Don’t trust an animal with beardy chins.

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    6turtle9  almost 5 years ago

    Hopefully they are merely escorting her across the border to safety. A neck like that is not safe in Froglandia and it’s pretty pink, er, grey head would fetch top dollar.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  almost 5 years ago

    The lady has green skin and a rather long neck. Does she sport webbed feet as well?

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Oh, wretched swan-necked, nattily-coifed kid kidnapper and chicken thief! If I’m not mistaken, there is still an old law in the Froglandia Legal Code and Telephone Directory prescribing capital punishment for chicken thieves! All law enforcement days off are hereby cancelled, border crossings closed, and anonymous tip lines established. Even now, search choppers are taking to the air to protect the homeland of Froglandia from this outbreak of rustling!

    Hail, Froglandia!

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 5 years ago

    Do frog legs really taste like chicken … or is it vice versa …?

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    3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    …sister of the long arm of the law…

    …women are from Venus…

    …men are from Mars…

    …cartoon characters are from Pluto…

    …the new Gilligan’s Island remake is from Uranus…

    …Picard…

    …pick any card…

    …Froglandia propaganda rule #7.01-A states: for every child to have a survalence pickle Burger Shack must sell 3 double triple cheese possible burgers to the commentor with the most replies…

    …to opt-out of this message encourage the artist to post twice on Sunday…

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 5 years ago

    Missing, last scene of a play.

    4 chickens in a dial for awhile since the rescue of Gilligan’s Island includes the pygmy goat flee sea alot of plaid goat coat and without The Vlad, last scene of rescuers is simply mad.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Swan-neck is still on the run!

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 5 years ago

    Vacuum seal

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    Most regrettably, Law Enforcement efforts to apprehend this rustler have so far been unfruitful….

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