Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for January 13, 2021

I know Millie’s method. She demonstrated it on Ozy in a Christmas special that never got put on the main site.

Step 1: Give pants as a present.

Step 2: Wedgie.

Yowch! A fur wedgie. From fur in THAT location! Yowch!

Ouch! A pant less wedgie….impressive.

Impressive. But he really deserved it.

Yesterday I said poor Millie, but today it´s poor Avery! One should know never to mess with the wrath of Millie.

Do we want to know where his tail is now?

Oh, we figured she would have long figured out a way to do that with Ozy….

Avery should consider himself blessed she didn’t kick him in his cap.