Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for March 04, 2022

I’m convinced that if there is a god, the Bible isn’t a perfectly verbatim word-for-word transcript of his gospel.

I’ve heard it said that “a hypocrite is someone who prays in chuch on Sundays…..and on his neighbors the rest of the week”. :/

For the last several years (decade or so, at least), when I contemplate WWJD, the J stands for Jimmy (Carter). Talk about doing Jesus’ work on Earth. He wasn’t a very effective President, but he’s an INCREDIBLE model for us all!

The correct question is WWJWMTD? (What would Jesus want me to do?)

Who does she think she is a televangelist?

We all had the misfortune to meet people that think like this.

She’s got the “What Would Jack Daniels Do?”

Jesus would probably give Milly/Phoebe a hug and one to Felicia/Dakota as well after a whack upside the head.

Millie is like “Bye, Felicia”

You can’t argue with a hypocrite.