Ozy and Millie by Dana Simpson for September 05, 2023

Equal potential. But what you DO with them matters. Don’t just sit around on yours: Get out and BE CREATIVE!

Didn’t you just try something like this, Millie?

No. Some are fuzzier than others.

And there you have it. The founding fathers have been against racism from the start.

Ah, but what if you SHAVED your butt? She has no constitutional authority over a smooth butt!

Millie’s overlooking one point – as the Mudd Constitution is currently written, she doesn’t have a vote on amendments.

All fuzzy butts are created equal…..but some are more equal than others. (Animal Farm)