Brevity by Dan Thompson for February 22, 2020

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    jasonsnakelover  over 4 years ago

    Is Bart gonna outdo his dad with running that restaurant? They should do a Simpsons episode about this.

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    pearlsbs  over 4 years ago

    Don’t eat his shorts.

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    good advice…

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago

    They should go to Bart’s Cowabunga Restaurant then.

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    Jeff0811  over 4 years ago

    Homer: Hmm, sounds fishy son, but don’t be chicken! Lettuce open a vegan restaurant, something that will really bring in the cabbage.

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    Arthur I Romeo Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Don’t you mean your in the moooood for cow.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    MOOOO MOO MOOOO

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    We were at a steak house surrounded by feedlots and packing plants. They hadn’t paid their butcher bill and had no steaks in the cooler. The waitress, manager, and I spent 20 minutes doing the cheese shop skit while going through the steak menu. They only had hamburgers, potatoes, and beer.

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    TikiIslandP1  over 4 years ago

    I thought it said “don’t have a Chow Mein” at first. I must be hungry.

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