Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 06, 2020

From: Mr. Literal (a.k.a.: Alabama Al)

If there was a Counter-Earth it’s presence would eventually be detected. Counter-Earth’s gravitational influence on the other planets would cause those planets to deviate from the orbits that would be expected from a single Earth. By the 1800s at the latest there would be a strong suspicion of a massive object opposite the sun from Earth.

Hey, if DeNiro can be an intern, then it must be okay. (Where can I buy sensible, loose-fitting jeans?)

We can thank Fathers Against Driving Drunk for this state of affairs.

Not a fan, but at least Sting doesn’t use autotune…

And on Counter Earth Trump got impeached……

College athletes who are on scholarship are paid, what amounts to as much as $50k/year. This is pretty good for 18-21 year-olds whose only skill is playing a game. Only some of the very best would make more in a free market. Of course the coaches and administrators are the individuals who do best in the current system. But actually a lot of the revenue from the big-time sports goes to support the overall educational enterprise. If you won’t pay for this with taxes, you pay for it with cable-TV fees and other revenue streams of the major sports.

In Alley Oop there is an “Earth 2” an Earth from another time stream moved to his solar system on the far side of our Sun. Their Mokèlé-mbèmbé were able to block the biogenic waves that act as instant evolution in that strange Universe of humans & dinosaurs. So in modern times there were still Humans, Cromags, giants, dinosaurs but very few mammals. Also the Mokèlé-mbèmbé retain their Type 2 civilization instead of being reduced to almost brainless objects once again.

The music should be The Eagles, not Sting…

There must be a counter-Earth, otherwise our leaders would be unbalanced…