Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 21, 2020

typical… unlike flesh-and-blood Sybil who’s an alcoholic firearms handler

Does it scratch furniture or climb metal poles?

Cybil would get jealous. And does one REALLY want to deal with a jealous homicidal cat?

The robot cat should be ready to go about 1am.

Robotic A/I cat behavior simulation development has come a long way….really authentic!

A robotic feline that acts as the real thing could give Lio hyper advanced cat scratch fever!

Again Lio, read what’s on the box.

Now you need to coat it with bio-flesh and make it look like a real animal.

You might as well throw away the controller, Lio. The cat will ignore it and do whatever it wants.

“Obeys your commands”?

Looks like it is acting like a cat right out of the box

“Moves and acts like a real cat” and “Obeys your commands” are mutually contradictory positions….

Were you thinking of replacing the model you have now?

Intentionally false labeling on the box? Shouldn’t “obeys” read as “ignores” if it duplicates typical feline behavior?

Yup, it works.

Remote has two buttons: Off & Sleep

Ah; but does it drink Gin?

Logan Whitehurst: Robot Cat (song) https://youtu.be/P_rUb7v6B7g

Eerily realistic!

If it’s just like a real cat, it should be sleeping in the box.

Maybe a super robot dog, but definitely not a cat.

Yup. “Just like a real cat.” In other words, the remote does not work, Lio.

The cat rests….

So, like Bender, this one runs on alcohol, too.