Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for February 21, 2020

Repeat after me, Barn; “Don’t be silly, Sweetheart! Your hair is wonderful, thanx to your great Genes!”

A WWII air raid siren would probably be more appropriate!

“Sloopy, let your hair hang down, let it hang down on me.” – Berns & Ferrell

“Time’s so short, please

Woman, wear you hair down

For me"

Pure Prairie League

I one heard a comedian speak a serious truth; he said that women think men hold off from marriage because we’re afraid of commitment, but that is not the case; we hold off from marriage because after women get married, they cut off their hair. This, Ladies, is the gospel truth!

I don’t understand Barney’s alarm. All this means is it’s time to shop for his third wife. You know, trade this one in on a younger model. A billionaire like him can’t have his trophy wife getting tarnished. You can look to Pres. Trump for leadership in this area.

The age-old “no matter how you respond you are doomed” alarm.

It’s the “time for a new wife” alarm.

To me, her hairstyle is weird regardless of age or era.

Danger, Will Robinson!

A lady has the right to any age she thinks she can bear.

Try exercising a little sensitivity. You’re saying this to a man who’s nearly bald.