Monty by Jim Meddick for February 24, 2020

Petroleum products are really healthy I’m sure.

I remember a classmate claiming to be able to read palms told me in front of everyone that I would die young. Now, I understand “young” can be a subjective term but I’m in my 40’s now and still alive. I guess it’s still up for debate? I’ll come back here in 40 years (or not) to say whether he was right. (If I remember….)

“O istenem” = Hungarian for OMG.

That’s the main reason I only read cards.

I guess that means he can now blame Vaseline for the length of his Schwanstucher, too.

I predict that Monty is wasting his money.

This is the WORST product endorsement, ever!

Hand cream….Monty must be very lonely.

She’s Hungarian!? NAGYONSZÉP!!!!

My online translator says… “the sepsis”?

So she prefers dry, cracked hands instead?

“… but your hands feel so smooth and supple.”

This is the best comic of all The illustration and the humor are superb

You’re not the Wolfman and she’s not Maria Ouspenskaya.

The authentic, Hungarian Old Gypsy Woman knows, Monty. That product placement cost you five years off your life!

The guy who invented Vasoline ate an spoonful of it everyday and lived to the age of 96. Just sayin…