Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for February 20, 2020

It takes a pillage to train these Gen-Y vikings, doesn’t it?

So how much does one of those viking ships hold, anyway? Can’t take very much pillage.

Experiences and Spam

Doesn’t mean you have to turn down the things that come with those experiences.

translation – I can run faster if I don’t steal

It’s a good philosophy. There is no sense in having money and things if you don’t do things with them.

Like that Viking River Cruise I booked yesterday…

Hagar says that’s a horrible idea.

Cameo by Yosemite Sam.

Remember it’s pillage then burn.

Vikings were savages and took what they thought were theirs….gold, cities, women….

I’m right there with ya’, buddy.

Remember, pillage first, THEN burn!

To the victor go the spoils!

Well then, we’ll make a great team. I’m mostly into “things.”