Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 04, 2020

There is lots of “flooding” going around these days.

Only 75%? You must be a few quarts short.

his cup runneth over…

Put a call into FEMA…..

Aren’t we all.

I knew he was big, but he looks positively MASSIVE today! ;-)

I bet that old bird will still be moist when he is slow roasted. But the drip pan would probably be full.

How can he even see the numbers? Reminds me of the Star Trek episode (think it was TNG) in which Picard was dealing with a society of crystalline beings. One of the beings was overheard by the translator talking derogatorily about the “huge ugly bags of water”—referring of course to the humans

I think I know the feeling.

That explains the balloon shape.

I’ll have to remember this the next time I brave the top of my scale. Thanks.

And what are the percentages of malted barley, hops, and yeast?

I prefer to think of it as muscle, I have become much more muscular as I age.

Flooded? He’s still carbureted instead of fuel injected?

Actually, humans are only 60 percent water.

It’s that other 25% of ugly fat that’s weighing you done.

If you could only separate the water portion when you have to step on a scale at the doctor’s office….