Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for February 28, 2020

Roquefort dressing and croutons…now all we need is a fork in the road.

basically, i’m interested in a car that will drive me to drink…

Does it come with croutons?

It provides good, salad performance in all driving situations. But it costs a lot of lettuce; you’ll never be able to afford it on your celery.

These would be remembered as the salad days of her relationship with the car.

I thought it was a Delorean. I had one and I drove it from time to time.

But is it gluten-free?

It’s a rock salad deal.

So, it runs off bio-diesel.

since the payments don’t leave anything for groceries, this would be appropriate

For those on a diet.

But after paying for it you’ll be all dressed up with nowhere to go.

Let me guess: Nissan Leaf?