Lio by Mark Tatulli for March 22, 2020

and how do you clean your skin, Lio?

I bet getting all those organs back in the correct spots is a real pain in the gluteus maximus.

Is this a repeat?

Forgot to put his skin in the washing machine?

At least he’s clean to the bone!

Nothing like a nice hot, bone warming shower…

Gah! Now my brain is broken! :-O

♪ Dem bones, dem bones, dem wet bones .. ♫

At least he won’t need shampoo…

Lio had a cameo appearance in Jason And The Argonauts (1963).

This freaked me out man

That’s what I call a deep cleaning.

Lio doesn’t like water on his skin.

Beauty is only skin deep, but cleanliness goes clean to the bone.

Once he goes to college, he’ll be sprawled out over the toilet with an open mouth again, but faced in the other direction.

Occasionally it occurs to me that, when you brush your teeth, you’re scrubbing part of your skull.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7C1O1tNGks

Instead of soap, he just uses extra whitening toothpaste.

Don’t all the rest of you do this every night? Gotta keep your skin fresh and clean—though I do recommend folding it neatly….

Classic Lio!

It ain’t no sin to take off your skin and dance around in your bones.