Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 22, 2020

“Hi, Honey, I’m back home from the grocery store” = “Get your lazy butt off the couch and bring in the groceries.”

“We”” make a great team, don’t “we?”

Woke up to an inch of snow this morning, but just on the grass, no shoveling required. Darn, that would’ve given me something to do. (Getting bored at home!)

And come summer, “we” cut the grass. Oh well, “Happy wife, happy life”.

What is this “snow” I keep hearing about?

You might want to take an interest in him, or he may take an interest in someone else.

Talk about a snow job.

Still shoveling? The snow was so pathetic here I didn’t shovel the driveway once all winter. Genuinely disappointing winter.

Not weird here, March is our snowiest month. First day of Spring it snowed eight inches.

I just put the shovels away. We didn’t use them all winter.

Let her shovel the snow and you do the laundry and cooking…

Time March’s on!