Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for February 25, 2020

Sorry kid there is not a snowball chance in hell.

Are you sure? I mean, the Cubs did win the World Series…

Is that the Eagles I hear in the background?

Unless you go to Dante’s Ninth Circle of hell.

The only thing out there is Johnny Cash’s Ring of FIre.

That’s great. And who knew they had coffee and donuts in hell?!

I need to be cool, dad….my peers are laughing at me….

Why does dad look like Salvador Dali?

Some cultures – those that live in very cold climates – believe that hell is a cold frozen wasteland.

My daughter, a teacher in SE WI, had hopes for today’s and tomorrow’s fizzled 8+ inches whiteout fizzled forecast.

But according to Dante, the deepest level of Hell is eternally frozen with the most intense cold possible.

Does “raining brimstone” count?

“Now, go outside and have yourself a hell of a time.”