Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 06, 2020

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    now the other travelers just want to whale on him…

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    FIN-ally the truth comes out…

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Just a fluke of the system.

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    Carl Fink Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I know this is me being a killjoy, but … OK, excess of caution: SPOILER WARNING for Moby-Dick by Herman Melville:

    Does Mr. Blazek not know that Ahab dies fighting the white whale? Indeed, the only survivor of the Pequod is the nameless narrator. (His name isn’t Ishmael, he just tells us to call him that.)

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    shawnc1959  over 4 years ago

    Something fishy’s going on here!

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    He was going to carry it on but it didn’t fit in the box.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “We’re gonna need a bigger boat…”

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    Ahoy! Have ye seen my lost luggage?

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    You’re gonna pay dearly for that excess baggage.

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    dsidney49  over 4 years ago

    True to Melville or not… I’m wondering just how much he paid for oversized baggage. Couldn’t have been “an arm and a leg” as he wouldn’t have even been able to stand around waiting for his stuff!!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    No worries, Ahab. Someone will come along and blame Mr. Trump. Apparently everything is his fault nowadays.

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    lw584  over 4 years ago

    A fine example why I read Loose Parts. Dave, you’re a genius.

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    Michael Beeson Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Dave, don’t you know that Captain Ahab had a peg leg?

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    Chief Inspector   over 4 years ago

    This guy outa be harpooned

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