I know this is me being a killjoy, but … OK, excess of caution: SPOILER WARNING for Moby-Dick by Herman Melville:
Does Mr. Blazek not know that Ahab dies fighting the white whale? Indeed, the only survivor of the Pequod is the nameless narrator. (His name isn’t Ishmael, he just tells us to call him that.)
True to Melville or not… I’m wondering just how much he paid for oversized baggage. Couldn’t have been “an arm and a leg” as he wouldn’t have even been able to stand around waiting for his stuff!!
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
now the other travelers just want to whale on him…
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
FIN-ally the truth comes out…
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
Just a fluke of the system.
Carl Fink Premium Member over 4 years ago
I know this is me being a killjoy, but … OK, excess of caution: SPOILER WARNING for Moby-Dick by Herman Melville:
Does Mr. Blazek not know that Ahab dies fighting the white whale? Indeed, the only survivor of the Pequod is the nameless narrator. (His name isn’t Ishmael, he just tells us to call him that.)
shawnc1959 over 4 years ago
Something fishy’s going on here!
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
He was going to carry it on but it didn’t fit in the box.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
“We’re gonna need a bigger boat…”
Lablubber over 4 years ago
Ahoy! Have ye seen my lost luggage?
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
You’re gonna pay dearly for that excess baggage.
dsidney49 over 4 years ago
True to Melville or not… I’m wondering just how much he paid for oversized baggage. Couldn’t have been “an arm and a leg” as he wouldn’t have even been able to stand around waiting for his stuff!!
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
No worries, Ahab. Someone will come along and blame Mr. Trump. Apparently everything is his fault nowadays.
lw584 over 4 years ago
A fine example why I read Loose Parts. Dave, you’re a genius.
Michael Beeson Premium Member over 4 years ago
Dave, don’t you know that Captain Ahab had a peg leg?
Chief Inspector over 4 years ago
This guy outa be harpooned