Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 05, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  almost 5 years ago

    Devotion detector spotted.

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    RAGs  almost 5 years ago

    I once read, “The great thing about a dog is that you can sit down and make a fool of yourself with him, and, not only won’t he chastise you, but he’ll make a fool of himself, too.”

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    allen@home  almost 5 years ago

    There is nothing like the love of a dog. That will always brighten your day.

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    franksmin  almost 5 years ago

    I remember a quote, whether rightly or wrongly attributed to Russian leader Ivan the Terrible, saying “The more I see of men, the more I prefer dogs”. Still valid.

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    Hoosier Poet  almost 5 years ago

    Aww.

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    amethyst52 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    We’re having our roof replaced. We have to sedate our dogs, they bark like lunatics every time Fred walks up the ladder or across the roof.

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    A Common 'tator  almost 5 years ago

    Since my biopsy, my cat has suddenly taken to sitting on my lap…

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    jpayne4040  almost 5 years ago

    Dogs are great at both! Best friends ever!

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    Lady loves a joke  almost 5 years ago

    Yeah, that’s pretty great!

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    J Quest  almost 5 years ago

    also commotion effector and flatulence ejector…

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    myrendal  almost 5 years ago

    When I was sad, my Shepard mix, Apollo would lay his head on my lap and give me as much time as I needed to recover. He’s been gone 4 years this April but I still miss him so much. My 2 pups I have now are less inclined to do that, but they will kiss my face until I giggle, which works almost as well.

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    sarahbowl1 Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    When I cry, my little Lizzie jumps up on my lap and tries to lick away my tears!

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    33Angel  almost 5 years ago

    This one is so SUPER wonderful today!!! Gah! So sweet and lovely… Thank you, Mark. Adorable.

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    Bill The Nuke  almost 5 years ago

    Cute

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Awwww…..sniff, sniff…

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    Dr_Fogg  almost 5 years ago

    Dang! :( now I miss my dogs again.

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    zeexenon  almost 5 years ago

    …and Benadryl during lightning storms.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Mark, you break my heart.

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    Sheriff Mordecai Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    My eyes deceived me. I thought it said “Emoticon” detector. Another example of eyewitness accounting gone bad.

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    Jml58  almost 5 years ago

    Doggies gives so much and takes so little. Just a bit of your soul.

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