Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for February 27, 2011

  1. Grog poop
    GROG Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    A born loser.

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  2. Andy
    Sandfan  almost 14 years ago

    Alimony: the screwing you get for the screwing you got.

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    puddleglum1066  almost 14 years ago

    Alimony is when you give somebody a check to go away, and keep sending checks each month so they’ll stay gone.

    Hmm… Congress used to be like that, but now they keep coming back…

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    Dtroutma  almost 14 years ago

    Accidents are cheaper than alimony. Lawyers are like ex-spouses and casinos- they take the house AND the winnings.

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    Rodney99  almost 14 years ago

    “You can’t win, you can’t break even, you can’t even QUIT the game…”

    [Alan Ginsberg]

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    COWBOY7  almost 14 years ago

    You have a sure bet he will lose.

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    stuart  almost 14 years ago

    Alimony is how responsible modern serial polygamists support the wives who are no longer their “favorite”.

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