A surgeon is about to perform his first surgery, and the patient is lying on the surgical table, waiting for the anesthetist. The doctor grabs the patient’s hand and takes a deep breath.
Surgeon: “Don’t worry, Richard, this is not a big deal, just a few cuts here and there, and all done in less than an hour. Tonight you can rest, watch the game and forget about this.”
Gent almost 2 years ago
Me always talks to meself. And they is both crazy!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 2 years ago
The worst time is when you start listening to yourself. I would suggest getting better qualified advice.
Pickled Pete almost 2 years ago
A surgeon is about to perform his first surgery, and the patient is lying on the surgical table, waiting for the anesthetist. The doctor grabs the patient’s hand and takes a deep breath.
Surgeon: “Don’t worry, Richard, this is not a big deal, just a few cuts here and there, and all done in less than an hour. Tonight you can rest, watch the game and forget about this.”
Patient: “My name is not Richard!”
Surgeon: “Oh, I’m just talking to myself.”
VT8/VF84 almost 2 years ago
Celarius Premium Member almost 2 years ago
At my age they’re so old that I forgotten them. Now they are new
Celarius Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Talking to yourself -not badAnswering yourself - not badHaving an arbitrator — very bad
Havel almost 2 years ago
That dude in my mirror has some good ones… sometimes.