Kliban by B. Kliban for February 21, 2020

Always a good thing to do right after a brainwashing.

A mental hygienist suggested I start using a water flosser some time ago. Anything to prevent tartar buildup in the old cerebrum.

Could be a mental toss flycoon.

Better call in Steve Martin…

Beware of the frontal lobes…. you can become someone else you’re not

And that is how the magazine/web site got its name.

I had this T shirt

I always thought mental floss went in through the ears…

Oh, Kliban! You outdid yourself this time..

“At last, I understand string theory!”

Mental Floss & Brain Bleach – American Hygiene

The problem is not getting the string in; the problem is getting the string in (sic).

Best treatment for being exposed to non-stop political campaigns.

“They are called cutaneous filariasis. They are parasitic worms, and I’ve got two of them.”