Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for March 05, 2020

The other person should let Andre know he’s moving to another booth if Andy’s bothering him.

“MMM Yummy Num Num” Adam’s expression of joy in not being in a Starbucks.

Adam should ask Andre to move the kill joy.

Nobody ever says “Yummy” when they are drinking my Nuclear Coffee, but before long they do start to go “Buzzzzz”

I’ve never understood why people are allowed to sit in a coffee place for hours on their computer. Unless the place is huge (most are not), they are taking up space for patrons to sit and enjoy a cup of coffee and maybe a snack for 15 minutes. When I can’t get a seat, I walk out.

Well, when you love coffee as much as this guy…

The mind of an undisciplined and spoiled child in a middle-aged male corpus.

Most of the time people really don’t want to know that they have annoying habits, but there always seems to be a busybody around that thinks it is their job to tell them. Usually, right next to me and in a bar. Sheesh.

Why assume our Schmoo is a male?

Wonder if that person’s name is Wilson…

To answer your question, minding my own business.

The man is enjoying his coffee. Leave him alone.

You say “he’s,” but I think it’s Mary Worth, who the last time we checked, was an old lady!

If you don’t like the way I drink my coffee you can move.

I’m surprised she hasn’t strangled him yet. I would have…