Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 27, 2011

LMAO!

Tromboning is illegal in every state, except Nevada.

Fortunately for Brewster, there’s no gravity in space.

Since piloting a rocket is not technically driving, there’s no law against what he did.

Brewster has to practice to maintain his position as First Trombone in the ship’s oompah band, The R.U. Sirius Stompers [available for parties, weddings, and bar mitzvahs].

COYOTY Fortunatel for Kenny, a trombone can not be heard in space. A bagpipe however, can be heard anywhere.

Lew: hey, I resemble that remark!

O,r as Frank Zappa would say, a mean Tyrone.

jukeofurl - I think at certain times of the year it’s legal in New Orleans, too. No, wait … just looked it up. Playing trombone while driving is actually REQUIRED in New Orleans at certain times of the year! ;-)

Good one, Steve!

So Brewster, is it a slide or a valve trombone?

Looks like he was trying to perform an instrument landing. =rimshot=

Well, now Brewster and Will Riker have something in common…

http://www.sadtrombone.com/

So would that reverse Pam and Brewster’s roles? Because Riker is the First Officer…

I can’t believe it. Kenny made it back from a mission alive.