Brewster has to practice to maintain his position as First Trombone in the ship’s oompah band, The R.U. Sirius Stompers [available for parties, weddings, and bar mitzvahs].
jukeofurl - I think at certain times of the year it’s legal in New Orleans, too. No, wait … just looked it up. Playing trombone while driving is actually REQUIRED in New Orleans at certain times of the year! ;-)
margueritem over 13 years ago
LMAO!
zero over 13 years ago
Tromboning is illegal in every state, except Nevada.
Coyoty Premium Member over 13 years ago
Fortunately for Brewster, there’s no gravity in space.
Bilan over 13 years ago
Since piloting a rocket is not technically driving, there’s no law against what he did.
Sandfan over 13 years ago
Brewster has to practice to maintain his position as First Trombone in the ship’s oompah band, The R.U. Sirius Stompers [available for parties, weddings, and bar mitzvahs].
lewisbower over 13 years ago
COYOTY Fortunatel for Kenny, a trombone can not be heard in space. A bagpipe however, can be heard anywhere.
puddleglum1066 over 13 years ago
Lew: hey, I resemble that remark!
aprilglaspie over 13 years ago
O,r as Frank Zappa would say, a mean Tyrone.
Steve Parmelee Premium Member over 13 years ago
jukeofurl - I think at certain times of the year it’s legal in New Orleans, too. No, wait … just looked it up. Playing trombone while driving is actually REQUIRED in New Orleans at certain times of the year! ;-)
margueritem over 13 years ago
Good one, Steve!
Trebor39 over 13 years ago
So Brewster, is it a slide or a valve trombone?
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Looks like he was trying to perform an instrument landing. =rimshot=
captainedd over 13 years ago
Well, now Brewster and Will Riker have something in common…
SoulOfWit over 13 years ago
http://www.sadtrombone.com/
ryansmith125 over 13 years ago
So would that reverse Pam and Brewster’s roles? Because Riker is the First Officer…
rvonluchen over 13 years ago
I can’t believe it. Kenny made it back from a mission alive.