Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 09, 2020

Oh, the irony.

Now they use different pacifiers.

I wonder how long it takes baby ’toons, after they hatch, to develop true cartoon features….

like solid face black outlines… and those wide eyes each coalesced into a single dot.

 

Do they stay in that baby stage till they can form their own speech balloons?

I laugh as I sit here scrolling through the comics while watching tv.

And I thought he was born with that helmet.

At least their phones aren’t color coded like their pacifiers were.

Said my ex-stepson and ex-stepdaughter.

Hah! That’s what I’ll call cellphones from now on: pacifiers for un-grown ups!

The older the boys the bigger their toys.

From binky to blinky.

Their dependency on cellphones explain the changes in their eyes. Their eyes used to be so pretty when they were babies. Now they are just black dots.

Cartoon dots. See, kids, that’s what staring at a damn device will do to your eyes!

It’s creepy how they looked realer when younger.

Sooooo cute!

Wait until she gets to the one of Herself, Naked, Peeing on Brewster while her mom changes the diaper.

I’m grateful for the BOLD TYPE that explained the joke to us.