Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 05, 2020

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    Both.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    I believe you already know the answer to that!

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    rare is the country or kingdom that runs in the black!

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    wirepunchr  over 4 years ago

    Just be sharpening your sword when he enters.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Neither, Fink. Just sh"rug" and deal with it.

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Either one will hide blood stains. Speaking hypothetically, of course.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Ha. An accountant joke. Woot!! In this case roll out the red. It is ID after all and red doesn’t show blood as well.

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    walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago

    That depends, is he reporting LIFO or FIFO?

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Will the accountant report Profit or Loss? The tension mounts.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Depends…..how many bags of gold are left, sire?

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Enter Ben Affleck…better call the royal physician!

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    colcam  over 4 years ago

    The accountant is bringing mixed news—

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    The amount of gold in the treasury is the greatest amount ever—

    The weight of the gold collapsed two levels of the vault, cracked open the dungeon, and seriously damaged over two thirds of the foundations of the castle complex. . . and the repairs are going to cost more than the value of the gold on hand. . . .

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    chimpulis  over 4 years ago

    Probably, he was talking about red carpet for “loss” and black carpet for “profit.” In modern reports, “loss” is shown inside the parenthesis.

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