Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for March 05, 2020

“They’re called ‘speed holes’, according to Homer Simpson.

This is why I always take pictures of the rental. AND drag the agent around pointing at blemishes and watching him mark them on the form.

The rental car was shot up? Man, that Hertz.

He’s not getting away with this.

If they were already there, everyone would have known!

With that paint job, what do you expect?

Nice Coronavirus mask.

Bada Bing Bada Bang……’nough said….

Neil Young sings a song called “Driveby.” Not my fave.

What do you mean there were bullet holes in the mirror?

He tried to do his best but he could not.

I really have to leave. What’s the hold-up?

And…I’ll be paying for my rental in cash.

In ‘Nam, dropped a jeep back off at the orderly room looking like this. The First Sergeant was more “ticked” about his jeep, than me! My son was in Iraq and had similar experience. My wife complains about our driving if somebody pulls in front of us and slows down. What’s wrong with passing on the right rather than becoming a target?

I blame the little old lady from Pasadena.

i think his mask says otherwise.