Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 03, 2020

Yes we agree as long you are battered and fried.

So sayeth our divine leader, a certain colonel Sanders (no relation to Bernie!!).

so, religion is basically for the birds…?

…and when you die, you go to Perduegatory.

Creepy floating eye.

got that right, buch a damn shysters

You HAVE to read the book Holy Cow by David Duchovny!!!!!

Chicken is sacred to all religion’s stomachs

I guess being a vegan is following a cult and not a religion.. but religion is a cult .. so confusing.

The book has a forward by the Chick-fil-A cows.

There is one culture that holds as having remarkable healing powers. But only in a broth with matzoh balls.

“And everything else tastes like us.”

Fried or baked?

Um…That is a little chick he’s reading to…RIGHT?

You got it!

We Baptists do like fried chicken! Yum…

Well, chicken soup is supposed to be good for your soul.

How many cans of Chicken Noodle soup can Campbell’s get from one chicken?