Thank you for your uncannily accurate and fairly lifelike portrayal of my sisters in the W.C.T.U. practicing the abstinence shuffle at our bi-monthly Sunday social.
“Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.” If this sounds like pre-teen boy poetry to you, well, that’s where I learned it. I don’t remember how many L’s are in “eleven”, but I remember that poem.
Gonna give Froglandia a reputation. Next thing you know, tourism will increase exponentially, drawing exactly the kind of thrill-seekers you wouldn’t want joining you in your favorite pub….
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
Hey, Babe, Take a walk on the Wild Side.
The Old Wolf almost 5 years ago
“To a fanfare, a dumpy little woman teetered out… Mrs. Xenia Donahue!”
3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The skirts make both the teeter tottering & the tooting problematic…
… rebels have been rebels since I don’t know when, but all they want to do is dance, dance…
…careful…
…don’t get too close…
…they may have the vapours…
…the one on the right is Grandpa…
…he was blinker fluid…
…the are dancing to, Paper Roses…
…YES! Baseball is about to begin…
the Froglandia Polka Society dances every Friday night after Frogger Bingo…
…you are only as old as you feel…
…but janitor Jake has Not put a hole in the dancer’s dressing room wall…
…not that I approve of that thing to begin with…
…’cuz Jake was a jack of all trades to begin with…
…and there was no place for him in Froglandia polite society …
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 5 years ago
The dodge boob dance
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Fat Tuesday in Froglandia was a wild bacchanalia. All morality and inhibitions would melt away like an ice pop on the Frog of July.
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
At which time the Froglandian boys are driven completely to distraction.
Mother Thalweg almost 5 years ago
Dear Ms. Creator
Thank you for your uncannily accurate and fairly lifelike portrayal of my sisters in the W.C.T.U. practicing the abstinence shuffle at our bi-monthly Sunday social.
Sincerely,
Rotifer’s Mother
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
These are the ole bitties who fought for Women’s right to VOTE! Teeter totter on!
Radish... almost 5 years ago
They can’t sit still when I break out the old banjo.
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
Spring Break at the pond … show us your teeters …!!
wilburgarrod almost 5 years ago
the girls like to fill their skirts with methane left over from supper.
Ray_C almost 5 years ago
“Beans, beans, the musical fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot.” If this sounds like pre-teen boy poetry to you, well, that’s where I learned it. I don’t remember how many L’s are in “eleven”, but I remember that poem.
6turtle9 almost 5 years ago
Do your Frogs hang low
Can you swing ’em to and fro
Can you tie ’em in a knot
Can you tie ’em in a bow
Can you swing ’em over your shoulder
like a regimental soldier
Do your Frogs hang low
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 5 years ago
are they soft
or are they not
INGSOC almost 5 years ago
quick, get out of the car and give us your jewels
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Oh, those wild, wild girls!
Gonna give Froglandia a reputation. Next thing you know, tourism will increase exponentially, drawing exactly the kind of thrill-seekers you wouldn’t want joining you in your favorite pub….
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
They look like Women Gone wild to me.
Radish... almost 5 years ago
Frogette Zombies
Randy B Premium Member almost 5 years ago
They’re not going very far or very fast. I don’t think “Wild” is on today’s itinerary.