When ostriches fly, it will mean the air pressure is so high that their wings can support their weight. Barring changes in the atmospheric composition, this implies we will all die from nitrogen narcosis. What a way to go!
Yeah, it’s a sticky situation, I’ll admit; good for no one but the cleaning establishments and maybe some health clinics. But, remember, Disheartened Froglandians, it is a purely hypothetical situation set up by Sister. Ostriches don’t fly in Real Life. You all know that; hang on to the thought and do not let yourself be brainwashed or poop rainwashed!
Superfrog almost 5 years ago
….. they fly Business Class.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Thankfully it won’t be cows.
3hourtour Premium Member almost 5 years ago
…when pantyhose run…
…when time keeps on skipping…
…when lame is lime…
…when the Browns win the Super Bowl…
…when everyone knows it’s windy…
…when some lose some…
…when a picture can paint a thousand fonts…
…Ash Whens Day…
…when Orville Redenbacher meets Wilber Greeninfronter…
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 5 years ago
Backwards out of a monkey
Bill Thompson almost 5 years ago
When ostriches fly, only flies will have ostriches?
Bill Thompson almost 5 years ago
When ostriches fly, it will mean the air pressure is so high that their wings can support their weight. Barring changes in the atmospheric composition, this implies we will all die from nitrogen narcosis. What a way to go!
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago
And in her wisdom, she made the geese to land on water, and to waddle about on land, and to evacuate while taking off.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago
P.S. Just down the road, in Groom, Texas, they have a leaning water tower. I’ve never seen any ostriches talk to it, though.
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
… they leave poo all over your panel.
coltish1 almost 5 years ago
Today I’m reminded of Delft tiles.
If there was ever any doubt about my need of professional help …
Zebrastripes almost 5 years ago
….or when PIGS fly…
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 5 years ago
An Ostridge egg on the noggin.. ouch!
Radish... almost 5 years ago
He forgot his umbrella.
Howard'sMyHero almost 5 years ago
When ostriches fly frogs will applaud …!
Larry Miller Premium Member almost 5 years ago
Just be glad there aren’t any Rocs.
Ray_C almost 5 years ago
It’s an ill rain that drips no good. This is a VERY SICK rain.
Radish... almost 5 years ago
Long as I remember the rain been comin’ down
Clouds of mystery pourin’ confusion on the ground.
Good men through the ages tryin’ to find the sun.
And I wonder still I wonder who’ll stop the rain.
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Creedence Swampwater and the Golliwogs
INGSOC almost 5 years ago
…step aside
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
Yeah, it’s a sticky situation, I’ll admit; good for no one but the cleaning establishments and maybe some health clinics. But, remember, Disheartened Froglandians, it is a purely hypothetical situation set up by Sister. Ostriches don’t fly in Real Life. You all know that; hang on to the thought and do not let yourself be brainwashed or poop rainwashed!
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] almost 5 years ago
Too late.
*Space Madness at The Station* almost 5 years ago
I did see an excellent cloud today of a man stretched out flying with his head turned toward me.. go figure.