Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 11, 2020

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    mddshubby2005  over 4 years ago

    Don’t do it, Twiggy! Peter Peter’s wife didn’t die, she’s still captive in that pumpkin shell!

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    electricshadow Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Anyone else getting a “Jack Sprat” vibe here?

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    whahoppened  over 4 years ago

    Now, how do you suppose this can be fixed? (No, not re-order!)

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    HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “Sir” ?

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    Chithing Premium Member over 4 years ago

    She doesn’t look well at all.

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    ObiJoan  over 4 years ago

    The waiter must have figured it. The man needs to lose weight, the woman needs something to cheer her up.

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    Leojim  over 4 years ago

    She needs to see a chiropractor, stat!

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    cuzinron47  over 4 years ago

    Waiter: “I just get ’em to the table, you figure who get what.”

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    Bill The Nuke  over 4 years ago

    Just swap ’em and quit whining.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    An easy mistake…

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    Guywithnohead  over 4 years ago

    Never assume.

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    theincrediblebulk  over 4 years ago

    I have weighed between 280 and 290 lbs since I was 14. No matter what I eat my weight stays close to constant, but as I get older I worry about gaining again so I scaled down my meals size substantially a few years ago. When I go out to dinner with a lady friend I order a salad, and she usually orders surf and turf or some other big meal. The server always serves her the salad. We just laugh, switch plates and carry on with the evening.

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