This reminds me of the Legend of the FU bird. To make a long joke short. The FU bird did it’s thing to this guy’s head. The guy didn’t want to scare his guide, so he didn’t wash it out. When he got home, washed it out and died a horrible death. Moral. If the FU Shits, wear it!
Superfrog over 4 years ago
He followed your tweets.
su43dipta over 4 years ago
OMG, you’re so lucky, you have a real world stalker.
PICTO over 4 years ago
He’s already hacked your nest.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
An Instagram stalker is bad; a real-life stalker is worse! Both is just crazy!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
I seeeeeeeeee youu!
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
What’s so bad about sending you pictures of celery?
Cozmik Cowboy over 4 years ago
Sorry, but you can’t call it “stalking” if you put yourself up there for the whole world to see.
garcoa over 4 years ago
Go poop on his head, it may make him stop.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 4 years ago
I hate it wren that happens!
the lost wizard over 4 years ago
Watch the birdie.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
So you thought you would avoid him on Twitter.
Fido (aka Felix Rex) over 4 years ago
QUESTION: How does a Bavarian bird-watcher get to the forest?
ANSWER: Via the Audubon.
Jim Kerner over 4 years ago
This reminds me of the Legend of the FU bird. To make a long joke short. The FU bird did it’s thing to this guy’s head. The guy didn’t want to scare his guide, so he didn’t wash it out. When he got home, washed it out and died a horrible death. Moral. If the FU Shits, wear it!