Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for March 11, 2020

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    Concretionist  almost 5 years ago

    Some of my friends call that thing a “prostrate”. I ended up ROFLing the first time I heard it. (think about it)

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    some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    That’s a hell of a qualifier in Panel 2: “If nothing else kills a man first, eventually being stabbed by a rubber chicken will.”

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    Nuliajuk  almost 5 years ago

    If it makes you feel any better guys, mammograms and PAP smears aren’t much fun either.

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    ChessPirate  almost 5 years ago

    Hmm, maybe Death can be shamed… “Hey you, hanging around men all the time looking to get some tail, you should be ashamed!” ☺

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    Ray_C  almost 5 years ago

    There’s an old saying: “If you’re not the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” You could say, "If you’re a urologist, same problem. "

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    Ray_C  almost 5 years ago

    True: My first time: “Stop going up on tiptoe. Just relax.” Oh, yeah. Now, when visiting a new urologist, I always check the size of his/her fingers. OK, TMI.

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    anomaly  almost 5 years ago

    How do we know that the doctors don’t enjoy it?

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    Sillyfacetoo  almost 5 years ago

    Last line of panel four just put half a cup of coffee on my screen

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    Stephen Gilberg  almost 5 years ago

    So, Scott, have YOU had a prostate exam?

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    ekke  almost 5 years ago

    Absolutely subtly hilarious: “You might have to stoop to manipulation …” Well played, Scott.

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