Then, out of reflex, Tarzan yelled like Carol Burnett imitating Johnny Weismiller. Thereby letting the remaining bug boys where he and Betty were hiding.
The author should throw away his thesaurus, he seems to to throw out adjectives that may be in context, but a little over the top. A croc is not a lizard by any stretch of the imagination, nor are they slimy. But alas, it is all seeming poetic license.
finkd almost 5 years ago
Tarzan, to the crocodile : “You’re luggage”.
Gent almost 5 years ago
Wally! Noooooooo! You killed the poor creature you jungle fiend!
h.v.greenman almost 5 years ago
Then, out of reflex, Tarzan yelled like Carol Burnett imitating Johnny Weismiller. Thereby letting the remaining bug boys where he and Betty were hiding.
Polsixe almost 5 years ago
Tarzan never thinks of talking to these animals and trying to get them to help. Old Crocky here could have carried the two to safety.
BigDaveGlass almost 5 years ago
~I stand by my statement from yesterday…
Out of the Past almost 5 years ago
Ow! My grotesque scaly body!
tripwire45 almost 5 years ago
Betty thinks Tarzan wrestling a giant reptile is hawt!
oakie817 almost 5 years ago
sushi time!
Old Comic Strip Lover almost 5 years ago
Tarzan is definitely the “Stab first, ask questions later” kind of guy.
dwindy54 almost 5 years ago
Slimy lizard?
mulez54304 almost 5 years ago
The slimy lizard isn’t the only thing that quivered and collapsed
Ray_C almost 5 years ago
The “Slimy Lizard” looks a lot like the geckos that live around my yard. Given how fast reptiles reproduce, Tarzan should get out of there now.
J Short almost 5 years ago
Phallic art at its best.
jergideon Premium Member almost 5 years ago
The author should throw away his thesaurus, he seems to to throw out adjectives that may be in context, but a little over the top. A croc is not a lizard by any stretch of the imagination, nor are they slimy. But alas, it is all seeming poetic license.
FredWaiss almost 5 years ago
Crocodiles are not slimy.
Out of the Past almost 5 years ago
Did he have to jump in the water? Couldn’t they have just walked away?
profkatz almost 5 years ago
That slimy crocodile creature didn’t last very long, surely not as long as the twit-brained idiot Betty Cole. Sad……….
anomaly almost 5 years ago
Tarzan really needs to take a veterinarian with him. He runs into so many creatures that are slimy and shouldn’t be.
flashdrive1988 almost 5 years ago
Tarzan used to be a Rodeo Cowboy, but he kept stabbing the bull and yoodling when it was over.