Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for March 18, 2020

Yellow teeth journalism.

I think that over whitened teeth are ugly.

especially when they give off a kinda tint on camera. Before long, someone probably will prove there is a negative health effect on teeth from too much of that.

If they can draw scrimmage and 10 yard lines on the football field, why can’t they whiten your teeth?

And your hair bleached blonde if at Fox, oh wait, that is only for the women.

If you’re reporting the news, why would you have reason to smile?