Brevity by Dan Thompson for March 16, 2020

And thus, the legend of Connie Hawkins was born.

With us today is Bernard Flapfoodle, president and founder of the funny names club of America.

If you Google it, this is the longest name in the world…

Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff Sr.

Bullies are relentless….

Nice reference to an old ABA team

Huh, I knew that team name looked familiar… https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pittsburgh_Condors

It was mandated by the announcers. By the time they got done with his name, the other team had scored twice.

Wow, Condors; they were there when I lived in the Burgh. As with most pro basketball teams, they didn’t last.

It’s the American way.

And now we break for a paid political cartoon by the Silly Party Candidate: Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F’tang-F’tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel. (Anyone?)

That’s what’s they get for trying to sign a big name player