Kliban by B. Kliban for March 18, 2020

sphincter skyscraper

I’m told it’s a great place to work…

I wonder whether they have any openings.

The Orifice Bldg. should be located next to the Protuberance Bldg. … it would be a natural fit.

Now they know how many holes it takes to fill…wait, I think somebody already did this.

Not going there, in more ways than one….

And all these years, I thought Hartford had the most boring buildings in Connecticut…

Oh dear!

Yep. I just checked. I got mine!

Where is Rosebud Ave. ;)

OMG – not the time to have a TP or Kleenex shortage.

40 years old and still funny. Kliban is timeless.

Deliveries at the rear door?

It’s the Abdominal Holeman!

I hate this ugly modern architecture. A glass-and-steel Bauhaus outhouse was good enough for my grandfather and it’s good enough for me.

Is this part of the Green New Deal?

Just another day in Corona, New York.