FoxTrot Classics by Bill Amend for April 29, 2020

Truckowski probably didn’t have that virtue growing up in the old country from which he probably moved.

Raging Bull Truckowski doesn’t think so.

I tried stealing first base once. Apparently you’re allowed to do that, but nobody in the game knew it. Even I didn’t know at the time.

Was a moot point anyway. I didn’t make it.

I stole a base once. The police came by my house the next day and said I had to give it back.

Reminds me of a favorite Pittsburgh Pirates commercial. Omar Moreno (accomplished base stealer) makes off with 2nd base as manager Chuck Tanner says “guy’s a kleptomaniac!”I remember when the Pirates were good.

Could be worse, you could be going through what ‘Calvin’ is experiencing right now.

Cue Jane’s Addiction.

“Raging Bull” was probably as salty as his seeds.

I can’t blame him for trying to steal food, it’s been established that he will basically starve to death if he goes 6 hours without eating something, I wonder if he’s secretly a speedster or something.

I tried to make it to second base and got slapped.