Half Full by Maria Scrivan for March 23, 2020

Your nose knows better.

Keep talking like that and Jiminy will be able to buy out the whole store.

“Next”, says Jinny, “we have to visit the pants store”.

I’ll be sitting down, if you need anything just…………..give a little whistle!

I can smell an obsessive shopper a mile away..

Keep telling lies kid, I have a dozen more shirts to try on.

Here we have proof the fairy tales were teaching our children how to hoard.

most excellent