Monty by Jim Meddick for March 18, 2020

He’s also pretty dumb if he thought Moondog was going to offer anything constructive…

Dumb & Dumber ?

Monty’s only chance of getting women,….. winning the lottery.

Monty’s chance of winning the lottery? He’s Monty, so no chance.

Never ask for help from a guy who eats stuff he found in his couch.

Pretty darn funny

Monty’s main problem is that he’s a comic strip character who’s defined in a particular way. And that includes never being able to find a woman who is remotely attracted to him.

But he shouldn’t give up. Jon, over at Garfield finally got together with Liz, after decades of striking out.

Having trouble dating? Let me help. It’s March 18.

You need a new car to really get their attention! That Yugo is NOT considered a classic!

“. . . and a dweeb, a dolt and an all-around loser. Apart from that, pal, you’re okay. You’ll find true love someday. (Snort!)”

Never ask for constructive criticism, the critic either doesn’t care or isn’t qualified!

Those should be all fairly easy fixes once genetic engineering comes of age.

Never ask a question you don’t want to hear the answer to.

Monty: smile more! Wear blue instead of green. You are very creative and fun loving. You are kind to animals and a decent person, and you have a million funny stories to tell!

You have to be blunt with Monty to make any impression, Moondog….