Ok, boomer – understand that it’s pretty hard to come up with new, old sayings.
Binkley had his “Anxiety Closet”, Monty has an “Aphorisms Closet”.
“Hang on. Old-people-in-closet feeding time.”
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him shrink.” (Stan Laurel via Rich Little).
Back when I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
I say an old expression at work then go to youtube to explain it to people I work with. Example: Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti day in the Italian side of Boston
That’s like digging a pond and hoping for ducks.
“Close, but no banana” …. eh, not quite!
Your on a roll. Keep it going!
You can lead a horse to water …. but you can’t make it think.
“You can lead a whore to culture, but you can’t make her think” – Dorothy Parker
off topic, but is anyone else curious how night-gaunt managed to get himself banned…?
Who’s writing their dialogue anyway, Monty? Are you? Are they? (Surely not Jim Meddick!) They are The Cliché Creatures!
Dirty Dragon over 4 years ago
Ok, boomer – understand that it’s pretty hard to come up with new, old sayings.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Binkley had his “Anxiety Closet”, Monty has an “Aphorisms Closet”.
Enter.Name.Here over 4 years ago
“Hang on. Old-people-in-closet feeding time.”
SharkNose over 4 years ago
“You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him shrink.” (Stan Laurel via Rich Little).
andyboda over 4 years ago
Back when I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
Daddyobie over 4 years ago
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
Totalloser Premium Member over 4 years ago
I say an old expression at work then go to youtube to explain it to people I work with. Example: Wednesday is Prince Spaghetti day in the Italian side of Boston
FassEddie over 4 years ago
That’s like digging a pond and hoping for ducks.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Close, but no banana” …. eh, not quite!
JimValTen Premium Member over 4 years ago
Your on a roll. Keep it going!
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
You can lead a horse to water …. but you can’t make it think.
Holden Awn over 4 years ago
“You can lead a whore to culture, but you can’t make her think” – Dorothy Parker
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
off topic, but is anyone else curious how night-gaunt managed to get himself banned…?
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Who’s writing their dialogue anyway, Monty? Are you? Are they? (Surely not Jim Meddick!) They are The Cliché Creatures!